Mouse in the house

So, I guess my new thing for today is figuring out how to get a freaking mouse out of my house!

Nothing like waking up at 6 a.m. (four hours earlier than usual) to scratching noises. In my state of stupor, I thought maybe I was hearing things. I wanted sleep more than I wanted to know what the noise was, so I slipped back into sleep.

Woke up at 9 a.m. and heard the scratching noises again. Yay. I get up and lo and behold, there is a freaking mouse in my room. Well, that sure woke me up.

People are probably going to get pissed at this, but there is a freaking disgusting mouse in my room! Where I sleep! So, I actually have mousetraps and set some up with peanut butter. It’s been four hours and nothing yet. Honestly, I would love to catch and release, but I’m worried about my health and about it getting back in here.

Totally crazy that two weeks after my cat dies, I have a freaking mouse in my room! Thank you, Leo, for apparently keeping freaking mice out of my room!

I feel like I need to point out that I am not a gross person living in a gross house. My room is in the basement, and the room used to be a garage way back in the 1970s. There isn’t much between me and the outside as compared to the rest of the house. I have to now inspect all the walls to see if it chewed its way in or something. Gross gross gross.

I also want to point out that pet mice are adorable, and this little guy is too, but I simply can’t have a freaking mouse in my house! I am currently wearing shoes in my room because ew ew ew mouse poop is probably on the floor ew ew ew. OMG I was sleeping in the same room as a mouse. I think I will be sleeping in a different room tonight if I can’t take care of this today!

Hopefully, I can solve this issue quickly. Unfortunately, I can’t concentrate on it too much right now, as right after I post this, I have to start working. Wish me luck.

Oh yay! Just as I was about to publish this, a mosquito flew by my head! Joy of joys! Isn’t nature just wonderful when it’s in your freaking house? I’ll probably find a snake or hawk or something next. Geez.

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